what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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