Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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