SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
That accounts for only three of the penises
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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