Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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