If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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