Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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