You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
