Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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