We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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