We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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