If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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