clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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