in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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