I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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