Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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