Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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