hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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