Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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