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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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