He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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