i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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