i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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