All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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