You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
