So drunk its hurt
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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