When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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