I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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