the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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