Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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