Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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