Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Don't make out with my wife yet
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
