So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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