I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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