bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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