last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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