I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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