Sry I called you an 8
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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