let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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