Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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