That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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