dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize