if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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