I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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