Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I sprained my soul last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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