Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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