im about as happy as oj after his trial
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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