It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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