They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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