So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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