Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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