Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Drunk is a universal language darling
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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