who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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