I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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