I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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