I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
