So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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