Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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