My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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