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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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