Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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