i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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